When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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