Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
