I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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