just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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