then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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