If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Your cock deserves a montage
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just gargled with NyQuil
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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