I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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