i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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