its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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