YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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