i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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