Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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