dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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