He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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