UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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