I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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