i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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