Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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