my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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