I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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