did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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