and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
