Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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