We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Even my vagina gasped.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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