i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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