quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I need to align my fucking chakras
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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