you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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