no. you can't hotbox the world.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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