Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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