Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
