I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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