like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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