What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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