One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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