Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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