Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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