____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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