he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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