that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm way too hungover for life right now
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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