just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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