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i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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