we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
