I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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