is this the sara with the beer cane?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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