I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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