You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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