It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
