I'm drive I can fine osifer
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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