I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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