I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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