I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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