Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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