ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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