I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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