But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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